outside, lord V is on the hunt for THE KEY. and everyone knows whoever has it is a dead duck.
inside, i am enjoying my meal with my new found friends, when the waiter enters and serves me my drink.
YUM. red horse beer. i take a huge gulp.... and start choking on something. i end up spitting out a metal object which lands on the ceramic floor.
klink. klink. (in slow motion)
everyone turns around to see what it is.
GASP!!!!
the key.it was in the bottle of beer i had purchased.
it was in the bottle of beer i had purchased?????????
SHIT. DAMN YOU, RED HORSE BEER. why did i have to crave for you??? shit. now i'm going to die!!! i thought.
"you won't die... we'll help you..." said my new found friends, as though they can read my mind.
and so i stick close to them... to Dumbledore and Hagrid... or at least to the ones who looked like them... for protection... because i was a regular person without a wand or any real super power.
all i could do was capture and camouflage material things into photos
(cut to shot of alec baldwin going 'MENTAL PICTURE! CLICK!').and so i was smart enough to camouflage the stupid, stupid key. i had no idea how i did it though. one blink, and next thing i know, the ACTUAL key was locked up in a photo in my grade school photo album. dorky, but kinda cool because i know for a fact that lord V is 'photographically blind' and could not tell the difference between a photo and a camo-photo.
BUT....
disguised as a handsome Clive Owen, lord V enters the room. he scans the place. and being the girl that i am... i say a loud prayer for him to sit with us. hahaha. DUMB.
a moment later, he is sitting beside Hagrid.
"oh. red horse. i like red horse. may i have some?"
i offer my bottle, blushing and all. Dumbledore and Hagrid look at each other suspiciously. he takes a sip of my beer... and little do i know that THIS gives lord V the power to have x-ray vision. CHAKA.
"nice top, you're wearing..." he says
"thanks..."
i blush.
and then he spots my tattered hello kitty photo album under my seat. his eyes turn red... and next thing i know... i start hearing screams and spells being casted across the room.
"RUN, MIC!!! RUN!!!!!" Hagrid yells
and so i run like a freaking mofo.
i storm out of the dining room, panting... sweating... and i find myself standing on a rooftop overlooking a desolated, typhoon-struck, urban compound. there are young boys cutting down thick coconut trees.
and then i hear this loud ringing sound approaching from behind me. i turn around.... a flash of white and a scream!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i wake up.
tsss....
these dreams....
